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It's good to laugh from time to time
 Let's share the best jokes here!  Here goes mine: Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either." |
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This one was too good I like jokes about blondes This one is great:Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on. |
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check out this one:Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what's wrong. "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in." |
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Never eat yellow snow!
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? A: Because it had no body to go with. |
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Lol, love the funny, useless topics like this
 Q: How do you know when it's going to be a good day at work? A: When you see your boss' picture on the side of the milk carton |
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I've got one!
Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it. |
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A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."
The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you." He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?" The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!" Enjoy  |
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Last saturday I was at a party. I was dancing, when a drunk and ugly guy came to me and said:
There are 265 bones in the human body. Would you like to add another?  what a jerk! |
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Butterfly wrote:
Last saturday I was at a party. I was dancing, when a drunk and ugly guy came to me and said: There are 265 bones in the human body. Would you like to add another? what a jerk! hahhahaha poor you I once meet a guy who told me "You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet."  I know it was stupid, but he was so cute that he became my boyfriend |
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A perfect joke for Christmas:
 Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children? A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney. |
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